Bo: (after Cletus jumps into Hazzard pond) "Well it looks like Cletus won't be needing that Sunday bath for another couple of months." (from the same episode)
Waylon: (Talking about Rosco in one of his favorite places--a tree) "When we get back we'll see if Rosco has had time to build a nest yet."
Luke: "Give it up Bo. I hate to have to run you off the road."
Bo: "You ain't running nobody off no road Coz. First off, you got
to learn how to drive in order to do that." (From the episode "Dear
Diary")
Waylon: "Well look at that. Bo and Luke spend so much time in a car, I wasn't sure they could walk much less run." (From the episode "A New Deputy in Town")
Waylon: "Man i tell you. The day they passed out good luck, Ole Bo and Luke must have been out fishing. (From the episode "Bad Day in Hazzard")
Roscoe: (talking to Cletus) " I hate you!" (from the episode "Dukes in Danger")
Boss Hogg: (talking to Roscoe over the CB) "And I'm telling you to take a flying leap into a dry creek!" (from the episode "Boss Behind Bars")
Waylon:(Talking about someone who just jumped their police car into Hazzard Pond again.) "Ever wonder how hard it is to be a fish in Hazzard County?" (from the episode "Lawman of the Year")
Jesse: (In response to a question asked by either Coy or Vance.) "Can I lose him? Never ask an old Ridge Runner that question." (From the episode "Big Daddy")
Cletus: (stating the obvious) "Enos, you wrecked our car!" (From the same episode)
Roscoe: (talking about Sheriff Little) "I'm going to knock him into next week!" (from the episode "Dead and Alive")
Coy: "Boss, you wouldn't know the truth if you fell on it." (Probably the smartest thing he's ever said--from the episode "Coy Meets Girl")
Vance: (talking about Bobby Lee) "Who else do you think gets into more trouble than we do?" ( Well duh!!! Bo and Luke of course. From the same episode )
Waylon: "And here comes the Hazzard fuz. Two minutes late, but ever on the job." (From the episode "Big Daddy")
Rosco: "You think i'm as dumb as I look?"
Boss: "Looks can be deceiving." (from the episode "Coy meets Girl")
Rosco:(talking to Boss) "Your laughing. I think you've snapped."
(from the episode "Big Daddy")